February 2010
hannahbananabelle asked: Please just come visit and dress as James Dean so that I can put you in my purse.
January 2010
lipstickstigmata asked: wow, amazing, I love your photos :)
Debating red lips for a concert tonight...
samwitwicky:
johndylanger:
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Who you seeing?
It’s my friend’s record label showcase thing, so a bunch of bands I don’t really know. haha.
I say rock it. Red lipstick and rock and roll definitely go together…
Debating red lips for a concert tonight...
(via samwitwicky)
Who you seeing?
kristen-jane asked: after seeing that photo of you with a shaved head... I think I am in love with your smile!
damnnnnn.
damnnnnn.
I’m reading Eugene O’Neill’s “Long Day’s Journey into NIght” because I’m going to be doing a monologue from it. It’s one of the best plays I’ve ever read.
one last thing:
samwitwicky:
Dear Lady GaGa, Beyonce, Rhianna, Kesha, Shakira, and those girls in the American Apperal ads,
PUT SOME FUCKING PANTS ON HOLY FUCK
the dude who owns american apparel is a notorious perv. i wouldn’t hold your breath. i feel like the police are going to bust down the door each time i look at one of the clearly underage girls in his ads.
carmenlsigman asked: Describe yourself in five words.
slicketts:
johndylanger:
The annual dead celebrity party is tomorrow night. Wondering who will win “Costume in Poorest Taste” this year. We’ve seen some doozies.
I still have to say Jesus on the cross and Adolf Hitler were pretty epic (1st Dead Celebrity Party).
don’t forget brett as crocodile hunter with bloody stingray barb
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samwitwicky:
johndylanger:
samwitwicky:
What kind of wedding do you want darling?
A kickass one. All I know is were serving beer and tri tip at our reception on the beach, and we’re going to party till the break of dawn. And we’re going to have to hang strings of lights across the top of the dance floor, because I love the way that looks. Oh, and no shoes.
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The annual dead celebrity party is tomorrow night. Wondering who will win “Costume in Poorest Taste” this year. We’ve seen some doozies.
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samwitwicky:
What kind of wedding do you want darling?
A kickass one. All I know is were serving beer and tri tip at our reception on the beach, and we’re going to party till the break of dawn. And we’re going to have to hang strings of lights across the top of the dance floor, because I love the way that looks. Oh, and no shoes.
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I didn’t ask this question but I thoroughly...
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I miss traveling. I want to see the world. But they want money for it. Not fair.
gohelengo asked: weird, I was thinking of posting "God Only Knows" this morning. :)
When I was on the Squarehead square rigger, bound for Buenos Aires. Full moon in the Trades. The old hooker driving fourteen knots. I lay on the bowsprit, facing astern, with the water foaming into spume under me, the masts with every sail white in the moonlight, towering high above me. I became drunk with the beauty and singing rhythm of it, and for a moment I lost myself - actually lost my life....
bangbang- asked: wait... your girlfriend was kidnapped? or you though she was kidnapped... now that's gotta be a good story.
deadkennedy-deactivated20110424 asked: Please explain your love of Natalie Portman to me. (I'm not saying it's not possible or bad, I just wonder what you like about her.)
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balancinginhighheels:
Because you are apparently unable to figure this out on your own:
Apple iPad. Think about the jokes people have been making about the name. Pad. The kind with wings.
Now think about what girls use those for.
Now think about how much iron blood has in it.
Got it yet?
yeah i got it. i was just chosing not to. eww
William Shakespeare, Eugene O'Neill and Dexter...
Now that’s what I call a Thursday night.
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samwitwicky:
Dearest girl. I must write you a line or two and see if that will assist in dismissing you from my mind. You stole my heart with Thom on your wall. Upon my soul, I can think of nothing else but your love of Coco. Yours forever, John Keat-er-Dylanger
I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul.
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Let not my love be call’d idolatry, nor my beloved as...